Trick-or-Treater Randomness
Gonna do some quotes I found on Tumblr with both L, S & B and the 7SK (seven sinister kids, as I'm gonna call my trick-or-treater OCs). They're all what-if scenarios.———Shock: Mom, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?Volt: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.Shock: Okay, I love you too. I'll just go ask Jack.———Jack: (in the hearse with Lock and Barrel) So, boys, how was your day?Barrel: We almost got surprise adopted!Jack: What?Lock: We almost got kidnapped.Jack: Oh, okay... wait, WHAT?!———Jack: Sally and I don't really use pet names.Bayonet: I see. Hey, you've been to another world, right? What do bees make?Jack: Honey?Sally: Yes, dear?Jack: ...Bayonet: (grabs him by the bow tie and pulls him up in her face) Don't ever lie to my face again.———(While in the Human World for the first time...)Breech: What do you think Ramrod will do for a distraction?Muzzle: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.(They hear a building exploding and several car alarms going off.)Muzzle: ...Or he could do that.Bayonet: Accidentally.———Muzzle: While I'm gone, Bands, you're in charge.Bands: Yay!!!Muzzle: (whispering) Ramrod, you're secretly in charge. I don't want her to feel excluded. Try not to break anything.Ramrod: Got it.———Volt: If I die, it's not gonna be sad and soul-crushing. I want you all to remember me happily, which is why my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited.Shock: Wait... if you die?Lock: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to, and she might not even die.———Muzzle: We all know you and Brutta snuck out last night, Trigger.Trigger's mind: Play dumb!Trigger: Trigger who?Trigger's mind: Not THAT dumb!———(The trio are sleeping over at Jack's place 'cause they were being naughty again.)Barrel: So who should we call?Shock: I'd call my mom, but I feel safer here with you guys.———Brutta: Um, Mr. Jack? Can I get some, uh... (whispers) dating advice?Jack: Just because I'm with Sally doesn't mean I know how it happened. I think I might have some tips for you, though...———This one isn't trick-or-treater related, but I thought the original quote was hilarious.Volt: Come on, girl, I didn't drink THAT much wine last night.Helgamine: You were flirting with Winkles.Volt: So what? He's my man.Helgamine: You then went on to ask him if he was single...Volt: ...Helgamine: ...and then you cried when he said he wasn't.If it wasn't clear already, Winkles is Shock's late dad, and this took place before she was even conceived.———Bat Kid: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?Shock: (turns to Barrel and Lock) How tall are you two when you're stacked on top of each other?———Breech: (looking at Corpse Kid, who doesn't look to be conscious) Hey, is this kid sleeping or dead?Bayonet: Hopefully, he's dead. I hated his guts.Ramrod: Honestly, so did I.Muzzle: Okay, first of all, he's wasn't as bad as you think...———Shock: So you're telling me that you're a creative person?Barrel: Yes.Lock: Okay... might we know what exactly it is that you create?Barrel: Problems.Shock: You're hired.———Lock: Oogie Boogie definitely wasn't as glamorous as his wanted poster made him look.———Breech: GUYS! TRIGGER'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE!Brutta: Um, okay... I'll call. (dials his number) Trigger?Breech: Muzzle and I have both tried six times. What makes you thi-Trigger: (from the phone) Hello?———Muzzle: Listen, I can explain.Bayonet: You just made $50 and you're only gonna give me 18?!Bands: She's gonna get 18? I'm getting 11!Breech: Why can't we get approximately $7 each? It's easier for everybody that way.Brutta: Hey, w-why did you only give me 5?Lock: (overhearing the conversation) Wait, you guys have money?!———Ramrod: Can I be frank with you guys?Breech: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.Bayonet: He's still gonna be named Ramrod, idiot.Bands: Hey! Let Frank speak!———Bayonet: I think we're missing something.Bands: Teamwork?Brutta: Cohesion?Muzzle: A general sense of what we're doing?———Last but not least, a quote I made up myself.Muzzle: Bands, pull the trigger.Bands: Okay! (grabs Trigger by the arm and yanks him hard)Muzzle: Not that trigger!Bands: What do you want me to do?Muzzle: Press the little button on the bottom of your laser gun.Bands: At Trigger?Muzzle: No!
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